It's my instinct not to breathe a word of this to anyone. But I think we all know I'm not really one for that.
My kids only woke up once last night. Let me rephrase. MY KIDS ONLY WOKE UP ONCE LAST NIGHT.
Jack, upon waking, climbed into our bed where his feet on Justin's back/hand down my shirt routine commenced. Time to start carrying that boy (and his wandering appendages) back to his bed.
Harvey, upon waking, PUT HIMSELF BACK TO SLEEP. I went in to check on him and his blanket was over his head. As I desmothered him, he mumbled "I luh you, too".
Then I went back to sleep for five hours. Uninterrupted.