Justin: I have to leave for work. But you get to go to preschool!
Jack: You can grow down and get small again so you can go to preschool, too.
(in the car, driving to a friend's house to swim)
Jack: This is a very long way! I think there is a man under the road stretching it out longer and longer.
Jack: (marching around the kitchen) Justin! Justin! Justin!
Me: That's daddy's name. Do you remember mama's name?
"that you doo-oo-oo"