Wednesday, May 18, 2011

One-liners

Confucius say...

Harvey: I lose a tooth like Noah, I get a new one at Target. (*headsmack*)

Jack: I can't wait to drive like an old man. (yikes)

Harvey: Smells like a fart in here! (it totally did)

Jack: I can't have a time out if I'm out of time. (smart ass)

Jack: (patting Justin's armchair) This baby can handle anything.


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